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06

Jun

im so over bad parents. but thank god they’re dumb enough to take pics of it…

doyouengageintheorals:

steenfox:

#CondomBaby
Please tell me this baby isn’t wearing Magnums on her legs. 

as i said last night, some people are NOT good at parenting.

im so over bad parents. but thank god they’re dumb enough to take pics of it…

doyouengageintheorals:

steenfox:

#CondomBaby

Please tell me this baby isn’t wearing Magnums on her legs. 

as i said last night, some people are NOT good at parenting.

05

Jun

Yo, Jem has some serious runs going on. Get em girl.

Remember when we were young and everything was fun and exciting? Now it’s all bills and match.com.
classic @leighdav

Thanks to @LeighDav ,I was reminded of one of my most favorite commercials ever.  I wouldn’t touch one of these things w/ a 20 ft pole, but the commercial? All day, every day (50tyson).

02

Jun

I put this on facebook last night after three glass of red wine served as my dinner.  I got bored and got busy…with my mac.

For those who know me well, this isn’t out of the ordinary.  And this is only one of like 4 videos I made!

I am still shocked by the number of people who have not idea the glory that is the Booty Warrior.  Sharing means caring and each one teach one, so don’t say I never did anything for you…

27

May

One of my friends, Nina, told me that drinking a glass of water with a few teaspoons of Apple Cider vinegar mixed in would work wonders.  Somehow wonder=colon cleanse.  Thanks Nina…

One of my friends, Nina, told me that drinking a glass of water with a few teaspoons of Apple Cider vinegar mixed in would work wonders.  Somehow wonder=colon cleanse.  Thanks Nina…

This is totally where I am right now…no clue how I feel about it…

19

May

Judgement Day (and why i <3 my friends)

Me:
I'm reading some articles on the world's end on saturday and I'm like half scared.
Lola:
Don't be. I'm not reading that shit.
Me:
I mean what if it's true though?
Lola:
Then it'll be the end of the world. No sense worrying.
Me:
Yea, I love jesus anyway, so I'm okay.
Remember Friendly&#8217;s??? God, I loved that place growing up.  I might actually go when I&#8217;m on the east coast next.  Soooo yummy.  If you don&#8217;t know Friendly&#8217;s, well, I&#8217;m sorry.  Anyway, I used to love the grilled turkey/tomato/cheese on sourdough from Friendly&#8217;s and crave it regularly.  So today, I used whole grain bread, vegetarian slices of roasted turkey, sliced beefsteak tomatoes, and kraft reduced fat singles to make my own little dreamy treat.  I had some mixed greens and then the best part: a goat cheese/honey vinaigrette that I made from scratch.  It was amazing.
Cheers!

Remember Friendly’s??? God, I loved that place growing up.  I might actually go when I’m on the east coast next.  Soooo yummy.  If you don’t know Friendly’s, well, I’m sorry.  Anyway, I used to love the grilled turkey/tomato/cheese on sourdough from Friendly’s and crave it regularly.  So today, I used whole grain bread, vegetarian slices of roasted turkey, sliced beefsteak tomatoes, and kraft reduced fat singles to make my own little dreamy treat.  I had some mixed greens and then the best part: a goat cheese/honey vinaigrette that I made from scratch.  It was amazing.

Cheers!